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Mum's the word.
Our quaint little bar is just that, a quaint little bar. We revel in filling all the glasses for you lads and lasses, but this may require modest decorum. We cannot accommodate all of you all the time, but some of you, some of the time. Waits are unfortunate, but necessary. If we are unable to seat your party, all is not lost dear friend. Please remember, there’s always another opportunity to be had.
Observing these procedures will ensure our hidden locale does not exceed capacity and that the atmosphere remains true its intention.
May we take this opportunity to share a word with you: